I'm thinking of any law, based on religion or belief in which the victim of a crime is considered equally as guilty as the perpetrator.

She missed the memo on how sharia law would be applied at her school.

I have an emergency car kit which came in handy today. Got stuck in snow and my kitty litter and shovel came in handy. Years ago my husband had me dig our car out of a snow bank by myself so that I would know how to do it on my own, smart move.

I can't spell lasagne and I make it. Vegetarian lasagne for my veggie friend. Use slices of zuchinni instead of pasta.

Admit that you have one weakness and give in to it within reason. I love kitchen gadgets of all description. Instead of cutting myself off cold turkey, I allocated a certain dollar sum every month to spend on them. The only restriction was that the purchases had to be used; ie Value Village, Craigslist, garage sale…

Microwaving the lemon is faster than forking it.

Just have her on January 12, my birthday! Best wishes.

When my daughter graduated from university I bought her a used car, but she had a job and could afford the gas and insurance. It was a basic reliable car, nothing more, nothing fancy, no special add-ons. We had a mechanic friend check it out before I bought it and she loved it. She went to a high school with lots of…

Gollum as a father, hissing my precious, my precious while holding out a ring. But then being unable to part with it leaving his daughter no choice but to take part in Hobbit/Elf porn starring Gandalf's staff.

All that's missing is the telescreen.

You know what fathers need to do instead giving out rings and trying to lock down their daughter's chastity? Take her to a sporting event that you love, explain the rules and why you like it. Show her how to open the hood of a car and check the oil, wander the aisles of a hardware with her if that's what you like to…

No matter which way you choose, or what happens, the end result is a beautiful baby. I used natural childbirth but that was my choice. Just do what ever works for you and baby. I hope you have a good labour and welcome to the world another cute as pie, healthy, happy child. Bonus points for bald, I love, love bald…

We took childbirth classes before hand and learned that epis were very common. I talked with my doc before my delivery and told him I didn't want one, he agreed with me. However, my labour was so fast he had to do one. He told me before he did it and said that it was the smallest cut possible. It healed up really…

I have so much trouble and aggravation maintaining my own life that I just don't have the time to get into other peoples' personal business. Whenever I read about someone getting worked up about the sexuality of other people, my reaction is always the same, don't you have something better to do?

I know, there are a lot of small appliances that you can buy that are safe for kids to use. Try a waffle maker, they are easy to use and the recipes are super simple. You might get tired of chocolate chip waffles every day though :)

"Compliments of Cox" The irony is delicious.

I got a gift certificate for $10 to a high end spa. Their cheapest service starts at $50.

A bottle of their homemade wine is worse.

You can buy these at the Dollar store, need I say more.

After 3 years of dating, I was expecting something a little more...meaningful. Now, if my current BF gave me lingerie/perfume etc. I would exchange it for a crockpot.