Homemade pizza sounds great. I made beef stir fry with green peppers and onions. No rice or noodles, I have to watch my carb intake. Last week I made a double chocolate layer cake with chocolate icing for a friend and I got to taste the batter but did not have a single bite which is great for a chocoholic like…

Entered into evidence, wedding pics of Mr. Smith and spouse holding a knife and cutting a cake. Obviously of low moral character since he likes to "share" his knife.

So, I'm not a natural born bitch when I curse people out, it's just my Tourette's? sweet.

ha ha ha, thanks, I needed the laugh. I've seen several of her movies and like Julia Roberts, I don't understand their appeal.

We had strangers knock on the door and want a tour of the house because it looks so interesting, (we were living off grid), pumping water from a well, solar panel, wood stove.

It's a one note joke that would be really irritating the 500th time. I'm a riot at parties because I don't repeat the same schtick ad nauseam. Let me entertain you.

Man, this would get old so fast. How does Bat Dad spell "weekend custody and child support"?

I would think that she has enough star credibility to demand a wardrobe change, it's not like she's just starting out and needs the work.

I lived in the country and the number of times people have pulled into the driveway and yard to take a stroll over our property was amazing and depressing. They see a country farm house and assume that it's just another roadside attraction. I've confronted people at the crack of dawn who express surprise that…

Mix Ranch with hot sauce for an excellent dipping sauce for chicken fingers and fries.

Mix Ranch with hot sauce for an excellent dipping sauce for chicken fingers and fries.

I`ve had 22 twice. Would not recommend it.

Good point, unfortunately, the one that I dealt with was funded by the govt. and they had a huge budget at the time, maybe not so much any more since it's been a few years. But their paternalistic mindset of we are going to teach you how to live "better" really grated on my nerves.

Don't forget your helmet with two horns.

I dealt with NGOs at one time. Spoiled, selfish, greedy, self-interested, condescending, oblivious, self-serving are the kindest words that I can use about them.

...how "interesting?". I use Internet Explorer for my "fun" and Chrome for work/family.

They would drive to your house because people often have their house keys on the same key chain. You should always keep your keys on separate chains. I have a car key chain, a house key chain and gym locker chain. It's a bit more cumbersome but if I lose a key chain I don't lose every single key that I own.

...and on a rainy Monday morning, here at least.

I'm happy that Jez is not blacking out (no pun intended!) names and pics of the posters. If you are going to be an ignorant racist, then you have to own the label.

I looked at Freelancer.com and my issue that they want access to my FB friends list. It's very small, less than 30 people but some of those people have 300+ FB friends and I don't feel comfortable allowing backdoor access to other people's lists.