You need copyright laws. Otherwise you end up like the mom who lost her baby in the OK bombing. A famous photo is her dying baby cradled by a fireman. The mom found people selling the imagery for their own profit and she had no legal recourse to stop them.

Mix some Franks Red Hot sauce into the mayo and then you have something worth dipping a fry into.

Margaret Atwood used other mis-spelled words, NooYoo, it was deliberate. But I love you for knowing the difference and knowing the book.

It's almost 6AM and I'm in bed having my breakfast of cheerios with milk and a banana, I'm an early riser. Some people need brekkie to get their day started.

Detroit mufuckas till we die...

I would add, learn how to parallel park. I actually learned how from reading an article in Maxim. I can park in places that my other friends avoid because they can't parallel park.

I know, as an introvert, the whole system leaves me cold.

I never understood the allure of sororities and fraternities. The need to conform to the group dynamic is really unsettling and creepy to me. I just see a draining of autonomy in return for matching t-shirts.

I'm happy that she got those fixed. Every time I saw them I could only think of cement boobs

Lindsay Von:

Khloe - "Be your own hero", followed by "Hang in there, baby!", "Tomorrow is Another Day", "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again". Cliched inspirational quotes coming to a store near you soon.

Courtney Love: Is this the pot calling the kettle black?

I only go to Starbucks when I am meeting a new client. For some reason people feel safe there. I hate their bitter coffee and I hate paying almost $5 for a hot chocolate that is sickening sweet and not even hot. That being said I heard someone order a half decaf, foam and then regular coffee on top. I was sure…

17 years old.

Look what I made in Home Ec. class!

At the last minute, I stayed overnight at a friend's house. Her 12 yr old son was away so I slept in his bed. My friend did not change the sheets and I discovered that he had discovered a new use for a body part. I didn't know how to tell my friend that her little boy was not a little boy anymore. Grossest night…

Apple Green Box pointing North

If the way to millions is to claim parentage of random rich kids, then sign me up as the real mother of North, Suri and Beyonce's kid, (can't recall the name).

Uhhh, not so sure about that, I won't print any more of the lyrics, but they are very, very filthy. Look up North Atlantic Squadron, song lyrics.

Now imagine a group of 10 yr old kids going around singing it all summer. Most of the references in it are very military specific.