Yeah, on a lot of meals, the "tip" was around 50 cents. It was "40 dollars a day on an unrealistic, bullshit technicality." It was pretty much every single time too.

There are no good guys with waffles.

#TeamPancake

Their Parmesan Cove biscuits are the best.

They used the word "trend"; "...latest trend in Transgay culture". Low-rise jeans are a trend. Gah! Sexuality and gender identity are not fashion statements.

I will never understand why the pronoun is so hard for people to grasp.

McDonald's pays it's workers better wages in other countries where minimum wage laws are more in line with reality — and their meals aren't anywhere near that expensive.

So what you're telling me is that in addition to walking with my keys between my knuckles I should be investigating hooks and electrical outlets in bathroom stalls and dressing rooms?

Cat, I remember a time not so very long ago, when people denied that biracial children existed. They insisted that children be identified as either white or black, white or asian, white or other, depending not on how they identified but on how they appeared

Oh God what did you do to my eyes? They're all red and wet and shit

After reading ALL these posts and stories, my 6 years at McDonalds doesn't sound so bad.

Walking out with less money than you started with is THE WORST. All the times that I've been in a blind rage of anger have been because of this situation, usually around the holidays when people tell me they just spent a bunch of money on gifts and can't afford to tip.