Seltzer water with lime, oh you know my number. Add a shot of tequila from the freezer and I am done.

I'm newly disabled(accident in 2011) and currently in it with workers comp where I am just sitting on my hands. With no income. But my husband has a job. A min wage not full time job because really that is all that is available. He is going to school also. So we use food stamps. And they are on it there was a good…

Yeah but happens all the time to mixed race or passing people in the workplace or at family stuff. Like if your SO is white and their family is racist as fuck.

If you’re starting a racist joke/comment and someone you thought is white said they are a certain race don’t immediately start saying you aren’t racist and explain why by telling them you have (race) friends. Then gossip about how they called you racist when they never actually said that word. Which they will later…

Had I of been braking at my moment of snooze and not on the gas, I could of totally seen myself just stopped on the freeway. But I didn't watch the video because my computer is being a jackass.

My car after I fell asleep on the fwy. No drugs or alcohol just an all nighter studying going to the test going to a friends then heading home. Should of not gone home but yeah doesn't have to be drugs or alcohol to fall asleep in your moving car.

How reliable ad easy to care for is the jetta? Like is diesel harder to maintain at all? (question from someone who hasn't owned a car in a few years but will be in the market soon.)

This brought me a smile, thank you. :)

I would just like to state fast food employees get sent home all the time when work is slow too. Having 38 hour weeks end up being 24 hour weeks because of slowness really suck at minimum wage.

Every place I've worked I did not have health insurance.

I've always wanted to try duck breast, truffles and foie gras. But I am poor on the other side of the country, of course. :P

Pancake people always abusing a tragedy. It's too soon. A good guy with a waffle is the only thing to help a bad guy with a waffle.

So I just gagged a little(okay a lot). Like dry heave noises over here. And I eat questionable things all the time.

You know what bothers me about irwindale! All the dust that dirties my car fromt he quary! But in reality I like irwindale. I mean no one seems to be up in arms about the beer factor that makes the area totally smell like barley.

Huh I live near there and never had that problem. *shrug* I wonder what they will do.

oh no if they had done that I would of been like "they were so wonderful" I've had a meal comped for silly reasons before, usually double tip so like 40% of what the bill would of been.

Well honestly with 8 of us there and one salad and ice tear comped after none of us wanted to eat after seeing that I think they should of given like a 30% off our something.

My grandma had a cockroach run out of her salad at a hof's hut once. They only comped her food.

Catbatman for you. Also Bleh to her, isn't there like tons of pill abuse and diet shenanigans causing problems in france anyways? More cute gif's

BUT Guatemala is delicious :P