Millennial nonsense from this young man. They don’t pay me millions to do it, but every single Wednesday and Friday I still bring 110% in church league. Boxing out, defense, good hard screens. “So be it” is disrespectful to the sport and pathetic. Go hard or go home.

I choked on my McDonalds reading this one. Excellent work. Star for you :)

So he could get hit by a bus.  I just fucking said that

This needs more stars.

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

it actually says “CHEESEBURGER KITTY CAT” 

+1 entry in the “So Bad It’s Good” category

Dammit Feeman!

*Starts reading*

Here’s your star, you magnificent bastard.

Some fantastic names in this box score, including Jax Biggers, Tanner Gardner, and Sherten Apostel.

“Actually, I’m choosing to die upon this knoll, thank you”

You’re being bizarrely pedantic about a shitty QB doing shitty things at training camp. I’m having fun here.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Tim Tebow: Doctor, I’d like to have the bone made into a wife.

Are you reading a different comment section than this one?

As a public school teacher, every year I have to go through an “ethics training” which includes things like “you cannot accept any gift of $50 or more”. It also explicitly states that if a parent offered to sell you something like World Series tickets for face value, this is also not allowed, as the actual value of it…

such a dumb premise. Love it.

I both hate and love this.