Motherfucker needs 23 years for each woman he’s raped and/or assaulted to any degree.

“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.”

they tried coaxing him with warm baby goat blood cookies Read more

I’ve never actively wished for someone’s heart to literally explode on national TV before, yet here we are...

As a lifelong Knicks fan, I want Spike courtside, I want Oak back in MSG, and I want James Dolan fired into the fucking sun. 

The good news is that if you missed the interview, he’ll be back on in three days. 

or being repeatedly accused of sexual misconduct Read more

Things I’d rather do than watch Indiana Jones 5: Read more

Some time later, in the back of a car, Wilson looks into the camera wide-eyed to proclaim, “Apple ... Applebee’s ... Applebee’s was sick! You get ... dog! [?] Gugh!” Read more

Old Man Matt Murdock. Read more

For once in their nine lives can’t they just take a joke?

provided humans make it that long as a species Read more

He’s been awful as long as I can remember. High draft pick, 9th overall in 2017, by Dallas. However he’s one of those “draft on athleticism/potential” guys who is just a total YMCA chucker. Sure he’s athletic, but he’s a shitty basketball player. 

Mitch McConnell is an imitation human being. 

Lindsey Graham looks like he smells like cat urine. 

I examined cinema in the 70s a few years back. Give it a look: Read more

The prequels as a whole are awash in missed opportunities. Things could have been so, so, so, so, sooooooo much better. What you’re describing only scratches the surface. Christopher Lee is fucking awesome and George Lucas pissed him away. 

This blog will never be over.