EA straight up sucks. How they still have the Star Wars license is beyond me. 

I don’t know. Ridley has gone in a different direction. Maybe Ripley has done her bit. She deserves a rest. Read more

The Natural is a straight-up Arthurian story. The team (the New York Knights) have to win the pennant (the Holy Grail) in order to save Pop Fisher’s (The Fisher King) job. Read more

If you rearrange the letters in Ahsoka Tano, you get “A Satan Hook.” This means bad things are coming to The Mandalorian. Read more

Is Greg Sinise any relation to Gary Sinise?

Chairman Spaceman has nothing on this guy...

Dude, it’s all make-believe. 

I swear to god, if 2084 doesn’t mention Robotron at least once, I’ll lose my shit. 

Counterpoint - the Space Shuttle was awesome, and 9 year old me was enamored with it. It represents my childhood, so from that perspective it was a rousing success. 

This made me laugh

Motherfucker needs 23 years for each woman he’s raped and/or assaulted to any degree.

“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.”

they tried coaxing him with warm baby goat blood cookies Read more

I’ve never actively wished for someone’s heart to literally explode on national TV before, yet here we are...

As a lifelong Knicks fan, I want Spike courtside, I want Oak back in MSG, and I want James Dolan fired into the fucking sun. 

The good news is that if you missed the interview, he’ll be back on in three days. 

or being repeatedly accused of sexual misconduct Read more

Things I’d rather do than watch Indiana Jones 5: Read more