Good news: you can get the original from 1981 on Ebay

The original Han in Carbonite from the original Kenner Slave 1 is, to me, the gold standard. It was the first, it was the best. 

Dimitris Papailiopoulos asked gpt2-chatbot to solve a math riddle that involves learning some inexplicit rules.

I want to see a Spider-Man/Daredevil, street-level team up. Kingpin is *right there* for the taking. No Thanos, no Kang, no Doom, no Galactus.

Tron: Legacy is a vastly underrated film. It’s akin to 2010: The Year We Make Contact in that there wasn’t much call for it, but it turned out to be better than expected. I will defend Tron: Legacy to the end. 

Holy, and I can’t stress this enough, fuck. 

The true and frightening legacy of those fuckwads Trump and McConnell will be the damage they have done by placing conservative judges all around the country at all levels. This is just the beginning. Redistricting to disenfranchise POC voters, constricting/denying LGBTQ+ rights, and now removing the options for women…

Why can’t The Walking Dead just spin off into oblivion?

Oh thank god. A Negan and Maggie movie.

Oh god no. She’s horribly ugly inside and out. As my uncle Robert used to say, “uglier than a bag of smashed assholes.”

L-U-C-K-Y

Fuck her.

More like Battinson, amirite?!?!

Joe Rogan is a fuckin mouth-breathing moron. Anyone that listens to him is fucking stupid. Anyone who believes him is certifiably fucking stupid.

I come from a long line of MacLunkys. In the great Scottish tradition, we always yell our own last name before anything awful happens. 

1. Connery

Season Four: Karate Kid

one gets the feeling he’s torn between serving two different audiences: the average viewer who wants a compelling narrative about a difficult and near-final chapter in the life of one of the all-time great bands, and Beatles aficionados who’d like nothing more than to spend as much time as possible with these…

If there isn’t a Mr. McGee, I’m gonna be pissed.