I’ve never actively wished for someone’s heart to literally explode on national TV before, yet here we are...

As a lifelong Knicks fan, I want Spike courtside, I want Oak back in MSG, and I want James Dolan fired into the fucking sun. 

The good news is that if you missed the interview, he’ll be back on in three days. 

or being repeatedly accused of sexual misconduct

Things I’d rather do than watch Indiana Jones 5:

Some time later, in the back of a car, Wilson looks into the camera wide-eyed to proclaim, “Apple ... Applebee’s ... Applebee’s was sick! You get ... dog! [?] Gugh!”

Mitch McConnell is an imitation human being. 

Lindsey Graham looks like he smells like cat urine. 

I examined cinema in the 70s a few years back. Give it a look:

I miss Peter Dinklage as the Ghost in Destiny, regardless of how bad it was.

and alien feral hogs

Nice

Yeah, but you’re missing the point. We’re idiots. 

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

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I’d argue that it’s Ryan Leaf’s wife. 

I’d argue that it’s Ryan Leaf’s wife. 

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“The thing about the cowboy way is that you’re honest”

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory