freemanmcneil
FreemanMcNeil
freemanmcneil
Mar 5 2020
1

What if someone proposed a specific time for a lot of people to think that same thing? You know, concentrate on one thing.

Mar 5 2020
8

That will never happen. He has no internal organs. If you boiled him and cracked him open, he would just be one large weird meaty clump like a lobster. Seriously, by all accepted health standards, there is ZERO probability that he would still be alive if he were human. Our only hope is for when his brain finishes Read more

Nov 12 2019
101

What is extra weird is that when they get captured in Cloud City, Han starts firing the moment he sees Vader. He’s clearly got great reflexes and a “shoot first” attitude, so changing this scene makes even less sense if you look in a larger scope than just this scene. 

Oct 30 2019
4

Jim Spanfeller called 911 on his wife when she removed the tag off their new mattress. Paul Maidment thinks Logan Roy is a sympathetic character.

Oct 30 2019
12

We’re not the real idiots, sir. They’re the one who suggested Gawkier over Gizzmodo.

Oct 29 2019
3

I prefer the friendly confines of patrickredford.kinja.com

Oct 28 2019
25

Tercius, my favorite leafblower is either G/O Media editorial director Paul Maidment or Jim Spanfeller.  They both blow really well, but I’d say they suck a lot, and hard, too. 

Tercius, my favorite leafblower is either G/O Media editorial director Paul Maidment or Jim Spanfeller.  They both

Oct 28 2019
6

“The thing about the cowboy is that a lot of times he just makes things up to justify his bullshit racist worldview.

...is probably more more historically accurate as well as being true about this asshole.

Oct 28 2019
8

What percentage of these people do you think are fantasizing about shooting migrants while doing this sport? I’ll go with 30%, minimum. 

Oct 17 2019
27

With great power comes great responsibility. You should remember that before slinging out tweets like this.

Oct 15 2019
4

This is brilliance on two levels. It should be framed on your wall.