I remember thinking of that well known molded reconstruction of a Neanderthal head and I swear she has the same sloped forehead, dull eyes and heavy chin/slack jaw.

Welcome, initiate!

What if someone proposed a specific time for a lot of people to think that same thing? You know, concentrate on one thing.

That will never happen. He has no internal organs. If you boiled him and cracked him open, he would just be one large weird meaty clump like a lobster. Seriously, by all accepted health standards, there is ZERO probability that he would still be alive if he were human. Our only hope is for when his brain finishes…

Jim Spanfeller called 911 on his wife when she removed the tag off their new mattress. Paul Maidment thinks Logan Roy is a sympathetic character.

We’re not the real idiots, sir. They’re the one who suggested Gawkier over Gizzmodo.

Jim Spanfeller still buys his Dockers from the husky boys section. 

I’m loving all of these alt-sites going up (https://splinterrip.kinja.com/)

Starred for boldness.

I prefer the friendly confines of patrickredford.kinja.com

Tercius, my favorite leafblower is either G/O Media editorial director Paul Maidment or Jim Spanfeller.  They both blow really well, but I’d say they suck a lot, and hard, too. 

Tercius, my favorite leafblower is either G/O Media editorial director Paul Maidment or Jim Spanfeller.  They both…

“The thing about the cowboy is that a lot of times he just makes things up to justify his bullshit racist worldview.”

...is probably more more historically accurate as well as being true about this asshole.

What percentage of these people do you think are fantasizing about shooting migrants while doing this sport? I’ll go with 30%, minimum. 

Underrated comment ... kudos

Washingtonians might actually attend the game if the stadium weren’t so Far From Home.

I don’t feel so well, Mr. Gibbs

With great power comes great responsibility. You should remember that before slinging out tweets like this.

“Snyder and superheroes don’t mix well.”

This is brilliance on two levels. It should be framed on your wall.