Looks like someone has political aspirations...

I have got to check with my cable and/or satellite provider for availability for this event.

Terrible. Why not name them after someone from Texas, like famed horticulturalist Neil Sperry? He seems like a nice guy. And, I’d much rather Neil Before Sod.

When this comment showed up on my dashboard, I assumed it was from a movie review column.

My best, Ed

I’m a special education teacher in a state that used to take education seriously until our governor decided education was a dirty word and it is amazing how many people are flat out just leaving or not even going into education because its just not fucking worth it.

That doesn’t apply to the NHL, since the union gets locked out instead of striking.

+1 team by team, reporters baffled

Boston fans: “a tournament a tournament a tournament of lies!”

holy shit this is awesome. +1

I like the part where there is 20 replies of people WELL ACTUALLY’ing a throwaway joke about the historically bad Milwaukee team

It takes someone special to bring out the ballpark truthers.

My buddys and I do a baseball trip every summer. Last year we went to Milwaukee. It was a great time. The ballpark is pretty nice, and you don’t have to worry about a rainout. Many of the downtown bars offer free shuttles to Brewers games, which is pretty great deal.

False. Miller Park is good.

This is a bad take. Brewers’ games are actually pretty great. The city always supports the team through the good and bad. Thousands of fans fill the parking lots for pre-game tailgating, and Miller Park is a cool stadium.

Ever been?

Gronk and the Case of the Miller Lite

And if you’ve seen his stand-up show:

Proud to be the one to give this the number of stars it deserves.

Gronk vs. the jar containing a cookie he really wants stuck on his fist.