He probably thought this team would just Cruz to the Final Four.

At first, Ollie won a championship and made the fans flip. I thought he might win 900 games. But lately it’s been a real grind. It’s quite a twist to see him completely lose control and fall right on his ass.

This is so damn wonderful

took me a second. because I’m an idiot.

+1, I laughed uncommonly loudly at this.

I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy who ran away from an elderly man who fell over and bled on some “beautiful marble.”

Spoilers!

God damnit, you’ve earned it.

+1 banana stand

The second I read “narrator”, Ron Howard’s voice is the only inner voice I could hear.

I feel ashamed of myself for laughing at this.

It’s got what bikers crave.

My favorite nickname in over 40 years of watching sports. Still makes me giggle every time.

#HeAteMe

Don’t think for a second he won’t be the star of the nu-XFL, if it actually happens.

Thank you for reminding me of the singular joy that is/was Jared Lorenzen’s rumbling 3-step-dropback.

The only reason it got called is because it was an offsides that was so obvious the refs had to throw the flags.

Pedantry incoming: It’s not *exactly* the same but rotated 90 degrees, they actually rounded the tail a little but (bottom of the H in the Hartford logo) to make it more like a B. My dad and I used to be a Binghamton Whalers season ticket holders and I became surprisingly defensive about this for an 7 year old.

That man, while in the wrong and should be punished, is a god damn hero and it’s too bad he didn’t make it five feet further.

No, because clearly I am an idiot who does not read things. <facepalm>