The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Tim Tebow: Doctor, I’d like to have the bone made into a wife.

Are you reading a different comment section than this one?

As a public school teacher, every year I have to go through an “ethics training” which includes things like “you cannot accept any gift of $50 or more”. It also explicitly states that if a parent offered to sell you something like World Series tickets for face value, this is also not allowed, as the actual value of it…

such a dumb premise. Love it.

I both hate and love this.

Looks like someone has political aspirations...

I have got to check with my cable and/or satellite provider for availability for this event.

Terrible. Why not name them after someone from Texas, like famed horticulturalist Neil Sperry? He seems like a nice guy. And, I’d much rather Neil Before Sod.

When this comment showed up on my dashboard, I assumed it was from a movie review column.

My best, Ed

I’m a special education teacher in a state that used to take education seriously until our governor decided education was a dirty word and it is amazing how many people are flat out just leaving or not even going into education because its just not fucking worth it.

That’s it, she was so hard-bitten and acerbic yet vulnerable, she made the onscreen character of Lois so much more complex and layered than her previous live-action portrayals had been. Don’t mean that as a diss to Phyllis Coates or Noel Neill, it’s just that the character of Lois Lane in the 1978 film was such a…

That doesn’t apply to the NHL, since the union gets locked out instead of striking.

+1 team by team, reporters baffled

Boston fans: “a tournament a tournament a tournament of lies!”

holy shit this is awesome. +1

I like the part where there is 20 replies of people WELL ACTUALLY’ing a throwaway joke about the historically bad Milwaukee team

It takes someone special to bring out the ballpark truthers.