Idiot. You’re supposed to yell “NOONAN!” at that point in his swing.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

I think Wonder Woman is absolutely one of the biggest pop culture moments of the last 10 years. Believe it or not, 50% of the people on the planet are women, and Wonder Woman means an awful lot to them. This isn’t a list of the best movies, but the most important stories, and Wonder Woman is incredibly important to a…

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

One of the best and underrated Seattle bands.

Haha, I actually love Queensryche and will probably check this out later.

Doink

Too Cold Scorpio

George The Animal Steele!

Even the shitty guys had some kind of flair to their names.

George “The Animal” Steele

Animal

Da fuc?

King Kong Bundy

One Man Gang

Iron Mike Sharpe

Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat

The Bushwackers

Leaping Lanny Poffo