If your joke is going to be in poor taste, it should at least be funny. Try harder.

because he was trying to get rid of his stash before boarding the plane to London.

I tried staying up all night with a bottle of scotch for the Ryder Cup a few years back, the idea looked good on paper at least.

He’s a toker for sure.

While you make a fair point, Ball then cited Yelp as a credible alternative. Yelp is every bit as bullshit and corrupt as the Better Business Bureau. Their business model is to essentially extort businesses into paying to modifying their rating.

Or J.R. Richard.

Watching that movie I have to tell myself over and over, this movie is nearly FIFTY years old. It still looks great, and has a solid prescient a message as ever. It’s, in my opinion, the best film there is.

Watched it again over the weekend. It’s still as amazing as ever.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

To be fair, it’s exam week at UNC. Sometimes a student athlete just doesn’t mentally show up to a game after spending the day physically not showing up to their exam.

A stable secular democracy elects a guy, who while a bit conservative and disdainful of civil liberties, at least promised a return of national pride. Sure some of his more extreme views might be cause for concern, but the nation had a strong liberal constitution in place to safeguard against this. Nothing to worry…

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I got about a zillion trade offers for James Brown last night. Dude was a steal in the sixth round.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Because a runner is considered to already be in possession of the ball.

Take your star that I have given begrudgingly.

I always wanted Artie Moreno to just rename the team Los Angeles de Anaheim. But I have a feeling the just-under-the radar racists in Orange County would go absolutely apeshit.

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

...or are 16 or older.

...in which case you should just give him a hand job.