When asked why he couldn’t really give an answer.

Ok then Nick, I pose it to you, who would be the best center on the current Deadspin staff?

Haters. I predict at minimum, 10 of Hackenberg’s passes will result in touchdowns.

You describe me to a tee. I don’t think I’d even miss it. It’s more of a habit than a passion.

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

Well, stop that

Unrelated: Sometimes I confuse you with Freeman based on your avatars.

Golf Magazine is fake news though. They’re published the same article in 100 straight editions, “How To Hit Your Driver 300 Yards In 5 Easy Steps.” Yet I still can’t hit it for shit.

“At the end of the day it came down to health and being able to still get up and play with the kiddos or take the dog on the run or go do hobbies,”

To be fair, Rose should at least be able to replace Irving’s performance on the defensive end of the court.

Real shitty headline. Should be, “White Sox Trade Best Assets To Win Tyler Clippard Sweepstakes”

and it has since been stuck in the heads of anyone who happens to remember the Hartford Binghamton Whalers

“I’d hit it.”

Lighten up, varjakpaul.

I’d say throw the book at this guy but he’d probably just use it to conceal his erection.

De’Aaron means “of Aaron”

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

One final thing, anyone who doesn’t use wins and rbi’s in their fantasy league hates fun.

Whenever I hear this I immediately know you take the advanced stat thing way too seriously. Listen, everybody knows there are many better ways to rate a pitcher. But wins are fun and easy to follow as a stat. Counting stats make baseball more fun even if they have less meaning. The race to 20 wins is cool, 300 is…