Bortles is juuuuuust good enough at QB to get multiple coaches and GM’s fired. It’s like me with sex. I show just enough of a hint of promise in bed that it takes women 2 or 3 times with me to realize that yes, I do indeed suck.

THIS. Went to Atlantic City this past weekend for a wedding. Not much traffic on the way back save for the normal NYC backups. After 5 hours in the car we hit the Pike and are almost home. Boom - traffic the whole way from 84 to 95. The normal 30ish minutes that would have been all but the last 10 minutes of our…

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

81N thru NY is just so, so pretty once you get up to and past Binghamton. And if you keep going eventually you get to the Thousand Islands, and possibly the coolest pair of suspension bridges this side of the country.

Louisiana’s interstate highways are worse than most states’ county roads that I have experienced.

Not sure about the Mass TP being the worst - I’ll take your word for it since I only use it to take the long way around NYC sometimes - but I-81 does have some nice scenery.

My sister is single and she says no Trump supporters in her Tinder profile. Not because she wouldn’t date a Republican, but because it’s the easiest way to stave off guys who live in the suburbs.

and then Phil Rizzuto would tell everyone about the great meal he and Cora had at Anthony’s in Yonkers- “the best Cannelloni the Tri-State Area” and then the game would be over and The Honeymooners would come on channel 11....

Question:

Sorry, no, first law of thermodynamics

Nosferatu

hey moron gene shalit are you calling him an idiot because you don’t like the joke or because you dont get the joke?

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

“You know what I like.”

After the fight, did they put their cowboy hats back on and ride off on their motorcycles together?

I always preferred Tosh over Marley.

DAMN STRAIT. (he’s not? I can’t even believe that. Geez.)

Take your star as I cower behind my desk at work, trying not to piss myself.