And then I’m gonna have my car tires replaced with Oreos.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

Two things:

That’s really it, isn’t it? I’m not good enough to beat any of my friends on a consistent basis, so I just look for those great shots to be proud of, and if I end up with the low score, then it’s a bonus.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Short, sweet, to the point. FREEMANMCNEIL IS DONE WITH HIS SEGMENT!

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

Starting a burner for the sole purpose of making some dumbass remark is the laziest, shittiest form of commenting.

Clicking on an article you don’t want to read or comment about and leaving a totally original comment like this is the laziest form of trolling.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Because americans like to lay down when they eat chips and british like to walk when they eat crisps.

It’s hard to kick ass at life when you’re living in your mom’s basement. Oh... I misread his last name as Commenter.

I managed to work the phrase “Full on Kevin’s Mom” into a college poetry class discussion. Wasn’t even a Soundgarden fan at the time, but I still felt rather proud of myself.

Didn’t have a friend named Kevin, but really wish I had. I loved that album as a kid (later stuff not so much).

I feel like this is the biggest “hustle” +1 I’ve ever received

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

I thought it was a bit rude, tbh.

Did you call him an idiot because you didn’t like the joke, or didn’t get the joke?

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Everyone’s flashing leather in Tampa today.