Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

wouldn’t be the first time IT fucked up

+1. +1 more. + 1 last 1.

There is light at the end of the tunnel. It is just a very long tunnel.

PSA: Today is Free Comic Book Day! You can find a participating comic shop near you here; go swing by, pick up some free comics, and buy something while you’re at it.

The Junkie Yard Dog

Honky Toke Man

“No one denies this!”

I’ve read comments from WEEI (Sox radio station) listeners saying “how can you say we hate black people, we love David Ortiz!” One, it shows that these people think “black” means “not white,” and two, what you said.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

“A sandwich!”

I had to read that twice.

One of the best back nine finishes I can recall. Every time Sergio looked like he had something going, Rose would nullify it, yet Justin keep the door of opportunity just open enough for Sergio to come back with some truly ice-water shots. That approach on 18, topping Rose’s fortuitous kick, wouldve been remembered…

I’ve always liked Sergio, but even I have to admit I understand the widespread antipathy. He’s often been a whiny bitch with a woe is me attitude, who was usually his own worst enemy on the course.

It wasn’t his fault. He later tweeted, “Oops! Damned Belichick!”

+1

Dammit, you made me laugh out loud.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.