It sucks that Schilling is such a bigoted asshole, because that is one of the more badass lines I can remember an athlete delivering, especially when it’s directed at that Yankees team, from something called an “Arizona Diamondback”

I thought Lane Kiffin was the only one who fell upwards.

The stories are supposed to be about when celebrities are dicks. Not when your a dick to a celebrity.

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

Just like ARod was the poster child for all that was bad about baseball when he signed his first big contract, (despite reasonably living up to it) I suspect Harper to be the next case. He has just enough douchiness to justify it, and it will come at a time when baseball’s economic model will start coming apart at the…

How does this not have more stars?

Fuck, i laughed at that harder than i should have.

I’m informed by Scocca that the thing with lava is, it would harden into rock as soon as it came into contact with your much cooler body—so you would be, in his words, “burned all over your skin and encased in a hot rock body cast.”

You’re also forgetting the surprise factor. If you’re near molten lava, the heat alone is almost unbearable even before you get into it, making you aware that there’s definitely some lava nearby. I would say that makes it less suddenly shockingly gruesome than the acid.

I mean, you don’t have to die in that circumstance, right? Probably you could, like, lurch off of the lava and run away.

I think most lava is pretty thick so you’d just kinda flop around on top of it screaming and burning? I think that might be worse.

Nah lava would be quicker. Assuming it was deep enough and fluid enough for a person to fall into it, and not just on it.

I scrolled past this and it hit me about two seconds later and I had to come back. +1.

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“Football is a meritocracy”

I can’t believe Coach Jones made this move.

It’s fine, but too often the ribs are broken.