I guess that explains why Eli’s lips were moving the whole night.

The Fresno Bee wrote about his arrest last year, and I linked to it in my article. It seems that you have received new information from reading this.

I feel like I’m going to vomit, and I physically can’t even drink alcohol.

I’ll bring the Grey Goose. Let’s get messed up tonight. I’m really worried now.

I’ve never regretted being an alcoholic more than now. I’m TRYING to do the same, but it’s unachievable.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

Deer How Weird,

Cool, now it’s not just Sonics fans who can tell Schultz to go fuck himself.

Without a doubt the best cheap beer of the week ever.

I’ve just always loved the Cubs because they play the right way.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

I’ve never heard of the phrase “chip soil” before but it’s accurate

I like the cheap ass store brand BBQ chips that look like theyre coated with powdered nuclear waste and only the top half of the bag is in actual chip form with the bottom half being mostly “chip soil”.

Spin’s Law:

+1

I don’t condone violence either, but I’m a large adult son who is a couple decades younger than this shit bird and I don’t doubt in much, much better shape, and I kinda just wanna follow him around for days shoving him and yelling at him to get out of here until he breaks down and cries like the pathetic, cowardly…

I would add that it should be another white guy, just to give him something to think about.

That “at” in “University AT Buffalo” is the Western New York equivalent of the emphatic “the” in “THEEEE Ohio State University.” UB people are real serious about it and everyone else either is confused or doesn’t care.

As a graduate of UB, it’s actually University at Buffalo. Carry on.

True, but standing next to Sheldon Adelson, Mark Davis is practically a male model.