Doonesbury is lousy.

The cops were all over him, like white on Rice.

Those big pockets are for weed! They’re great for not squishing your kind buds.

PREACH!

Bailey originally approached my team, the Syracuse Orange, to pitch the “Who’s Better Than Us?” concept. They mutually agreed to scrap it when he couldn’t come up with anything that rhymed with Western Kentucky.

This unfortunately won’t change anything with HB2. Our rodential Governor McCrory will say some bullshit about common sense laws and remind you how he has raised teacher salaries to a respectable 48th in the country. Other people will say that like Bruce Springsteen, Demi Lovato, and Pearl Jam, Albany “sux anyway.”

The NCAA will not find this acceptable in any circumstances. I expect them to lay down the law. Matt Leinart will have to give back his Heisman lile Reggie Bush did. That’ll show them.

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.

I’ve seen friendships ruined over this, particularly in regards to weddings. The bride or maid of honor are well off, so that means a Vegas bachellorette party, weekend spa for a shower, $300 shoes for bridesmaids. It can run in the thousands. This is planned without any regards to their friend’s finances. In fact,…

What Do You Do When You Stumble Across A Wild Animal In The Park?

After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.

Lesson learned. If you’re at a club and Aqib Talib asks, “Hey, who wants to take shots with me?” Just politely decline.

Nice. +1

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

Iron Shiek over Bob Backlund, 1983. We as a nation never recovered. The long, slow decline of America began that day.

Archie Miller: [to self] This is the toughest thing I’ve ever head to do as a head coach. Can’t believe this young man lost his life due to an enlarged heart. So incredibly tragic. Need to steer clear of phrases referencing that body part. Don’t want to seem insensitive.

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