So so good. +1

See, this is why American football is best.

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[jaw drops]

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Just genius, sir.

Did you know...

Oh, look at mister big fuckin' tough guy baseball coach. Real tough guy. Woop-dee fuckin' doo. Made it to the big time, didn't you, mister woo-eee tough baseball man? Well howdy fuckin' woop-doo wooey-doo. Don't feel so tough now do you, mister howdy woop-whoa hooey yooey howdy-doo fuckin' woop-doo hooey-whoo doo-op…

Calling these kids "stupid motherfuckers" is wildly inappropriate when it's obvious that they are actually "giant idiot pussy bitch cocksuckers."

Lmao! A potato! Hahahaha. Good one. I can't believe no one has thought of that before!

"His favorite meal is a big bowl of selfish. Shellfish. I meant shellfish."

The World at Their Feet

Well I for one don't think jamming something in his brains is going to help.

Father Duck: [comes home]
Father Duck: [hangs up coat]
Father Duck: [slumps onto recliner]
Father Duck: Quaaaaaack.
Mother Duck: Quack?
Father Duck: Quack quack. Quack quack quaaaaack quack quack.
Mother Duck: [nervously fingers apron]
Mother Duck: Quack... quack quack quack.
Father Duck: QUACK?? QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Daughter…

She's not the first Loose-y Lee on tour, just ask anyone who's had Trevino blow them in the cabin at 9.

Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

Love this.

I hope you get A-Rod's herpes.