Yep, I’m definitely going to see that.

Close Encounters is such a great movie.

The dead-eyed stare of the junkie racist (Scummicus Floridius) known to inhabit the Southern United States.

In the end, Bruce buys Martha’s Vineyard so he and Clark can cry-bond over shared mom names.  

EA straight up sucks. How they still have the Star Wars license is beyond me. 

I don’t know. Ridley has gone in a different direction. Maybe Ripley has done her bit. She deserves a rest.

The Natural is a straight-up Arthurian story. The team (the New York Knights) have to win the pennant (the Holy Grail) in order to save Pop Fisher’s (The Fisher King) job.

If you rearrange the letters in Ahsoka Tano, you get “A Satan Hook.” This means bad things are coming to The Mandalorian.

Is Greg Sinise any relation to Gary Sinise?

Chairman Spaceman has nothing on this guy...

Dude, it’s all make-believe. 

I swear to god, if 2084 doesn’t mention Robotron at least once, I’ll lose my shit. 

Counterpoint - the Space Shuttle was awesome, and 9 year old me was enamored with it. It represents my childhood, so from that perspective it was a rousing success. 

Motherfucker needs 23 years for each woman he’s raped and/or assaulted to any degree.

“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.”

they tried coaxing him with warm baby goat blood cookies

I’ve never actively wished for someone’s heart to literally explode on national TV before, yet here we are...

As a lifelong Knicks fan, I want Spike courtside, I want Oak back in MSG, and I want James Dolan fired into the fucking sun.