The good news is that if you missed the interview, he’ll be back on in three days. 

or being repeatedly accused of sexual misconduct

Things I’d rather do than watch Indiana Jones 5:

Some time later, in the back of a car, Wilson looks into the camera wide-eyed to proclaim, “Apple ... Applebee’s ... Applebee’s was sick! You get ... dog! [?] Gugh!”

Old Man Matt Murdock.

For once in their nine lives can’t they just take a joke?

provided humans make it that long as a species

Mitch McConnell is an imitation human being. 

Lindsey Graham looks like he smells like cat urine. 

I examined cinema in the 70s a few years back. Give it a look:

The prequels as a whole are awash in missed opportunities. Things could have been so, so, so, so, sooooooo much better. What you’re describing only scratches the surface. Christopher Lee is fucking awesome and George Lucas pissed him away. 

I miss Peter Dinklage as the Ghost in Destiny, regardless of how bad it was.

Similarly, the US Government launched a program called We B Listening.

What if, and I’m just spit-balling here, they remade Justice League to make it a movie that doesn’t suck so bad?

This song is now playing in my head...

We once had a bachelor party for Baby Yoda. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

and alien feral hogs

I really really like how this show is going. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised and engaged through the beginning of the series. 

With the launch of Disney+, we did something similar over on Gawrker. Give it a read!