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How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

My only wish is that whenever this criminal finally implodes and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, he takes that fucking DeVos with him. Fuck him, fuck her.

Folks, that’s our kind of banger

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

I’m saying if you want to fetishize the number 2,000, you’re 96 days late.

Someone, please

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The Jets Seem Like They’re About Done With Trumaine Johnson The Season

I hope he uses the time off to make his head even more freakishly large. 

Alien will always be better than Aliens.

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

I’d prefer if they tried the Radman Theory, meaning the entire franchise would ollie off a cliff. 

“I always thought it was the balls,” O’Rourke says when told of Zoller’s firsthand recollection where the pee is stored.

Let’s all just watch X-Men: The Animated Series and call it a day.

Pity the Knicks

I find Long Islanders to be the biggest abuser of the left lane