Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

I’d like to see James Holzhauer play against Austin Rogers. Then I’d like to see an asteroid drop from the atmosphere and destroy them both.

The sad reality is that Incognito will always have a job so long as there are teams that need somebody to open holes and pass protect.

Oh thank god. A disco queen. This should definitely make Dark Phoenix better.

Draymond Green Wants It Known That He Did Not Scuffle With Drake

They originally wanted to charge him with 13 but they were afraid he’d try to date it. 

It’s almost as amazing as the rings around Uranus. 

Boom Boom let fly

The only color that matters to the NFL is green. As long as the same small group of people (rich, white owners) keep raking in money hand over fist, nothing will ever change. Ever. Ever. 

She spent most of the final season doing pretty much nothing

there’s nothing all that shameful about going down

This Paul guy must have lots of money if they keep referring to him as “Rich Paul.”

Drake is the guy who would, in high school, let everyone come to his house on a Friday night when his parents were gone and completely trash the place, just to claim he had friends. 

It’s Honey Badger, not money badger.

They should also sue for the fact that Buffalo Wild Wings is a shitty chain with equally shitty wings. 

Add in a Friday loss to Miami, and two previous deefeats

Jesus fuckin’ Christ what the fuck is wrong with people?