The NFL should just employ some Precogs to see when these players will commit crimes, then just sign those players to shorter contracts.

The joke’s on them. Those protesters can’t read.

If my options were to either watch this movie or shave my groin with a cheese grater, I’d start oiling up the cheese grater. 

Domo arigotnik, Dr. Robotnik... domo (domo), domo (domo)

His mom?

But the last Duke QB they chose was so good!

I grew up when Vinnie was playing. They’re extremely comparable.

Lou Williams reminds me of Vinnie “The Microwave” Johnson, but like 1000x better. 

performed a “review and scrub”

Is it “sike” or “psych”?

Feel free to spend the next eight seconds feeling true pity for this man

When he cools off he will get demoted to their AHL team, the Embers.

KNICKS

he’s elevated his game by making the jump from “good shooter” to “elite assassin”

My favorite memories are twofold. First, the Batman ‘66 series. I watched every episode as a kid. I loved it so much. Second, the Batman and Robin figures (and the awesome Batmobile) from Mego.

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

Jon: ♫ (banjo music) This guy... ♫

The Padres may not have arrived just yet, but they’re coming

Tim Burton hasn’t made a good movie since Big Fish, IMHO

I’d make Quill be the last one to be avenged. If he didn’t act like such an idiot during the fight with Thanos, this whole thing could have been averted. Just sayin’...