Regardless of how you feel, I think we can all agree that Zack Snyder is a dickbag. 

Gronk will come out of retirement in the 2034-35 season so he has a chance to play in Super Bowl LXIX

Has anyone tried blowing into the bottom of it?

Too bad the pizza still tastes like ass.

...it’s nice to see that the kids are going to get to spend some quality time at the mall

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That’s nothing. Starting QB Aiden Smith-Harrington took his girlfriend to Red Lobster and gave her crabs.

They should see if someone else has a video of this from a different him.

This is bullshit. He hasn’t killed anyone in over two years. 

The Jets can’t even overpay anyone anymore

It’s good that Billy Joel could get time off from his job of scaring people off of bridges to snap that photo.  

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Carolina sent Hartford to the morgue.

Amed and Dangerous.

When this finishes its theatrical run, I’m very much looking forward to everyone being under one Marvel umbrella. I’m really hoping it’s a total reboot using Secret Wars as the source material. It would be a great way to bring everyone together in a new series of films. 

But it never was about me. It was about everybody who was around me. They slandered my name, they fired my coach. I felt like all that was on me. I was a leader of Baylor, of Waco, of the community that I was in and they took us down from the top.

More like Won’t Smith, amirite?!

Goddamnit, the Knicks can’t even tank right. 

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