If my options were to either watch this movie or shave my groin with a cheese grater, I’d start oiling up the cheese grater. 

His mom?

But the last Duke QB they chose was so good!

I grew up when Vinnie was playing. They’re extremely comparable.

Lou Williams reminds me of Vinnie “The Microwave” Johnson, but like 1000x better. 

performed a “review and scrub”

Is it “sike” or “psych”?

Feel free to spend the next eight seconds feeling true pity for this man

When he cools off he will get demoted to their AHL team, the Embers.

KNICKS

he’s elevated his game by making the jump from “good shooter” to “elite assassin”

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

Jon: ♫ (banjo music) This guy... ♫

The Padres may not have arrived just yet, but they’re coming

Gronk will come out of retirement in the 2034-35 season so he has a chance to play in Super Bowl LXIX

Has anyone tried blowing into the bottom of it?

Too bad the pizza still tastes like ass.

That’s nothing. Starting QB Aiden Smith-Harrington took his girlfriend to Red Lobster and gave her crabs.

They should see if someone else has a video of this from a different him.

This is bullshit. He hasn’t killed anyone in over two years.