The Jets can’t even overpay anyone anymore

It’s good that Billy Joel could get time off from his job of scaring people off of bridges to snap that photo.  

Carolina sent Hartford to the morgue.

Amed and Dangerous.

But it never was about me. It was about everybody who was around me. They slandered my name, they fired my coach. I felt like all that was on me. I was a leader of Baylor, of Waco, of the community that I was in and they took us down from the top.

Goddamnit, the Knicks can’t even tank right. 

Long Island - where strip malls, Sweet 16 parties, white BMWs, and Islander fans all try to help you forget that you’re actually on Long Island.

At Least The Oscars Satisfied Mike Francesa

Called it back in November...

See? I’ve been saying it all season. The Knicks have some good young talent in place. It’s almost as if we’re coming to the end of our time in Hell. 

Trump could give Kraft a hand, if only to make his dong look bigger.

Lotta gray area here. 

My buddy Travis and I won a breaking competition in 6th grade. I’m entering us today. Everything’s coming up Freeman. 

Nevermind.

For those who don’t speak Hashtag:

The best part of the unguarantees is the total dismanagement and deinterpretation of the inresponsible actions of his agent.

I’ve been saying this since the summer league. In Robinson and Knox, it finally feels like there might actually be hope for my Knicks. 

When reached for comment, Flacco just shruggged.

According to Twitter user @DevinKurant, “Kevin Durant is awesome.”