Sure, but does he have poise?

THIS guy!

They’re so much bigger and angrier they’ve renamed themselves Threelane.

God damn you

And to think he was once a little, green slab of clay.

Knicks fans had to look at this tragedy for two years. 

I bet you regret getting the Japanese symbol for “I can eat 50 eggs” tattooed on your left arm, huh?

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

They almost reach the mythical level of the Lax bros. 

Thank you Kumicho. Your vast storehouse of hysterical comments has really made me rethink my timing.

Yonathan Perlaza trotted home with the winning run

Le’Veon has described his job as a toil.

You have soaking wet pants, soaking wet everything. The balls are in there, too.

This is an excellent headline. +1

Everything is blown

Another joint, practice

Nice 

The man plays with Blake Bortles, so he knows trash when he sees it. 

The kid also gave him the Gas Face