Getting old sucks

the Colts’ roster is a bunch of set extras and hobos

This was a very good article.  +1

It’s the mugshot of a man who just ate a pound of weed to avoid a felony charge. 

He started a Kickstarter campaign for his training and rehabilitation.

Your move Florida Man.

Majors are always better when Tiger is contending. 

Godspeed Burke 

Good company (uh, except for Kevin Maas)

I’m starting to think this guy might not be too terribly ethical.

In truth, the story is much more profound than what’s been reported. All her life, Simona has collected Hummel figurines. You know what they are - they’re the creepy little ceramic figures that are sold at curio shops and other places. Anyway, about 9 months ago, someone broke into her Constanța, Romania home and…

Mets gotta Mets

the ceremonial first bet in Philadelphia was placed by Glen Macnow

Dude is shit out of luck

Jfc Marchman, mouthing off to a Hell’s Angel? You got some huge balls man.

Holy shit, is there something in the water in Michigan??

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

We’ve finally made it! After four long years, the greatest sporting event on the planet has returned!

Please, enlighten us with your comedy acumen.