In the 1990s Mount Saint Joseph tried to hire Jerry Sandusky. They thought they’d get more bang for the buck.

may have been behind up to five anonymous Twitter accounts

Rudy is a total buffoon.

These guys sound upset.

Jesus, this is terrifying. Thank you for writing it. +1

Damn hyper lynx.

My mother used to call Hackey Sack the “druggie Olympics.”

My personal favorite was when Kareem pulled up a stool and read from Hear Me Talkin’ To Ya, the Story of Jazz As Told By the Men Who Made It by Nat Shapiro and Nat Hentoff for an hour and twenty minutes while Tom Bergeron suggestively grinded his pelvis on a still-life of Anna Pavlova.

Peter King

Everything would be ok if only she didn’t herself ignorance.

I wrote this for Gawrker two weeks ago:

My piece from over on Gawrker:

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

POS MMA debut on UFC

This shit never happens in Canadia.

If you rearrange the letters in Rick Reilly’s name, you get Lyric Liker.

Charles Barkley And Shaq Got Each Other Steaming Mad By Yelling About Some Stupid Shit

They’re only halfway there. But, to put it a very different way: They’re halfway there.

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
In a Western Conference Final and a combat site.
Left her, wasn’t coming in a hurry
With the Fleury breathing down your neck.

An article about a predator using his knob and not one Cosby reference.