Binghamton. At least we’re not Utica.

I have no idea who any of these people are.

Great. Now when I want to last I’ll think about Deep Space Nine.

I liked when he said, “oof!”

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

Bill Self - fucking Bill Self

(great article btw)

Deion’s reply when questioned about tackling.

Zay it ain’t zo.

Margerine > Butter

Some decent names on that list!

Love to shout and gesticulate at my coworkers

Christ, there’s an ESPN π now?
 

Just waiting for that to drop, like, any second now.

He’s friends with a tiny military man who tries to sell me auto insurance. I can’t trust it.

a mentalist (just a made-up term for a magician)

“You guys get on your little fuckin’ knees, and not represent the American flag who made you what you are,”

It’s true what they say - you can’t spell “Manish Mehta is a fucking incompetent moron incapable of writing a story without it being a complete shitshow” without “Manish Mehta.”

George and Lennie