This is the only training tool that gets results.

It hurt just a himself.

They should’ve sued Anthony Settlesoutofcourt instead.

Afterwards they both went out for 3.1415926535897932384626433...

I don’t care what anyone says. I will play Destiny & Destiny 2, and any other version that comes out, for eternity. I love that game.

2006 should have been Children of Men.

Matt Forte May Have Retired

shoeless Bow Wow

Isn’t this the same guy who cowered in fear during a pre-election campaign speech when someone came within 20 feet of him?

N00b pwned

Surfing’s Most Iconic Event Is In Jeopardy Thanks To A Very Dumb Dispute

On the bright side, at least Rays fans will still get to root for Chris Archer until July.

Why is the car made out of lead? Why not iron, aluminum, plastic, and other materials?

I always preferred The Pillsbury Throwboy.

He also thought Jared Lorenzen had too chiseled a physique.

Dicks With Dicks

Lomberg ate a whole bushel of punches for his teammates

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No, I’m saying that there is no fucking way on God’s green Earth that the Patriots went two full games without committing an offensive penalty.

What I took from the game was that it was the first game during these playoffs that the Patriots were called for an offensive penalty. That’s two full games where the referees didn’t call ONE penalty on the offense. There are penalties on almost every play in every game by every team, however it took two full games…