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I am the world’s lamest nomad.

I haven’t heard this many loud assholes since the bean scene in Blazing Saddles.

Yeah... did you not read Pink Skull’s post?

Best. Jersey. Ever.

“Thank god for that!”

I starred this because I like your name.

Dantonio allegedly dealt with a sexual assault accusation by having the player talk to his mother.

I only listen to Kirk Regularsizedhane.

Next stop, nuke Michigan State and the turn the leadership of USA Gymnastics over to Aly Raisman and the other women who had the strength to make their stand.

No, actually we hate you because you are you.

Meh, it’s Friday. I’m tapped.

It was a bigger hit than Owen Hart.

I’m glad you asked! I just wrote an article about this over on Gawrker!

Koko B Ware

It would be a lot cooler if they were coming for your local baseball beatboxer.

Oooh. Ooaaaagh. Aaaaoowwgh Ho Ho.