I love getting up at 4:00am to watch The Open Championship.

“I learned to read!”

Because of the school connection, that should get Steve Miller banned.

So far, the only athletes that have qualified under IOC regulations are Ryom Tae Ok and Kim Ju Sik, a pair of figure skaters. 

Since Trump was in attendance there were actually two soft flanks.

I give it an “F” too, followed by an “uck LaVar Ball.”

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Scottish football will look back on this as a watershed moment. After all, hindsight is 20/0.

We’ll Never Colonize Space

Remember folks, if you rearrange the letters in Sage Northcutt’s name you get “A Cutter’s Thong.”

LeBron James Put On A Great Dad Performance

Was the lawsuit written by Drew Magary?

I had John Skipper in my office pool.

I’d argue that he caught the ball. It certainly fit the requirements of establishing possession, making a football move, then breaking the plane of the EZ.

But the ground can’t cause a fumble.

I’d say that James had established possession on that particular catch. As much as I loathe both teams, Pittsburgh (in my opinion) got fucked.

When a RB or scrambling QB dives over a pylon and just barely gets the nose of the ball to break the plane of the EZ, it’s a touchdown. Why doesn’t this extend to WRs/TEs when they break the plane?

Looks like he’s doing a different kind of doping before races now.