My answer to anything is “have Millie Bobby Brown in it.”

Lomberg ate a whole bushel of punches for his teammates

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No, I’m saying that there is no fucking way on God’s green Earth that the Patriots went two full games without committing an offensive penalty.

What I took from the game was that it was the first game during these playoffs that the Patriots were called for an offensive penalty. That’s two full games where the referees didn’t call ONE penalty on the offense. There are penalties on almost every play in every game by every team, however it took two full games…

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I am the world’s lamest nomad.

I haven’t heard this many loud assholes since the bean scene in Blazing Saddles.

Allow myself to introduce... myself...

Yeah... did you not read Pink Skull’s post?

Best. Jersey. Ever.

“Thank god for that!”

I starred this because I like your name.

Dantonio allegedly dealt with a sexual assault accusation by having the player talk to his mother.

I only listen to Kirk Regularsizedhane.

Next stop, nuke Michigan State and the turn the leadership of USA Gymnastics over to Aly Raisman and the other women who had the strength to make their stand.

No, actually we hate you because you are you.