Meh, it’s Friday. I’m tapped.

It was a bigger hit than Owen Hart.

I’m glad you asked! I just wrote an article about this over on Gawrker!

Koko B Ware

It would be a lot cooler if they were coming for your local baseball beatboxer.

Oooh. Ooaaaagh. Aaaaoowwgh Ho Ho.

I love getting up at 4:00am to watch The Open Championship.

“I learned to read!”

Because of the school connection, that should get Steve Miller banned.

So far, the only athletes that have qualified under IOC regulations are Ryom Tae Ok and Kim Ju Sik, a pair of figure skaters. 

Since Trump was in attendance there were actually two soft flanks.

I give it an “F” too, followed by an “uck LaVar Ball.”

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Scottish football will look back on this as a watershed moment. After all, hindsight is 20/0.

We’ll Never Colonize Space

Remember folks, if you rearrange the letters in Sage Northcutt’s name you get “A Cutter’s Thong.”

LeBron James Put On A Great Dad Performance

Was the lawsuit written by Drew Magary?