First they came for Ivanka, and I said nothing, because she seemed like she was still doing OK.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

So he’s able to save his voice...

“Yo bruh Mitch on Kinj talkin shit. Gonna needya dig it all up. Lemme know how broke he is.”

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

9/11 sucked and the aftermath was horrible and I can’t understand how anyone has positive feelings about that time. Like that was my senior year of high school, so even when I have positive associations with that time, all of that shit was in the background.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

when in doubt point your finger in the air and hop a couple of times

Psshhh, Cleveland doesn’t do second year QBs

That’s awful

Maybe he meant morally good, like they visit the children’s hospital and recycle their trash and stuff.

Make them president?

They should rename the stadium in Miami “The Cove”.