The other NFL teams are going to have to start wearing this on their jersey:

Actually, I am very much enjoying this

- ...Aaaand. OH! He tosses Bruce! He just tossed Bruce out of the comments! Let’s look at that again, because I didn’t see what could have caused such a quick trigger byHungry...

A silhouette created by the Hiroshima nuclear bomb blast.

The shadow of an atomic bomb victim burned into a wall in Hiroshima.

Yeah but what if - and stay with me now - instead of that people decided to not be morons?

“....’knife crime,’ which is totally out of control in London. People are afraid to even walk the streets.”

LOOK AT THE BONES!

I feel his pain. I still get chills thinking about the day the UN Security Council voted that instant replay be allowed to review pass interference in AMERICAN football. 

White people. They think all squirrels look alike.

Who among us has not shifted down to the outfield after going right through the five hole by complete panicked accident? 

Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

Two Seamen groping men in a shitter

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

Your Quarterbacks

Yeah, bringing in Arians usually has the opposite effect. 

I have about 15 years experience of investigating myself, I can tell you it’s NSFW.

[beer repossessed mid-handoff]

He didn’t say “where they shit themselves”.