Get to fuck you band wagon jumping fuckers. Get your own ideas and...

There's no place for this in soccer or anywhere else for that matter. Just turn the phone sideways before you press record you monster.

“the Jets are “suspicious of the timing” because they believe Osemele didn’t start complaining until his starting job was in jeopardy”

Ooh, so you're the second person ever to think of it. This could catch on maybe?

Also (and I’m surprised that nobody has ever thought to say this before) fuck Tom Brady.

I don’t really have skin in the autoplay video game - I keep the media volume permanently on mute on my phone because I know there’s shit out there trying to catch me out no matter which site I’m on (even the non-porn ones). But seriously, I’ve seen sooo many complaints about it. Please can you sort it out before more…

You know what the New York media is like - the second JC’s level of play slips he's gonna get crucified.

We need to nuke the Sun...

It’s the same clip on loop so it can’t possibly look more painful each time you watch it.

Fake news. That’s clearly a gecko dressed up as an 8 year old child.

He’s the wheezin’ reason for treason season. Who the lady pees on.

As a speaker of “real” English, rather than that favoured over the other side of the pond, I used to be quite protective of our “proper” spellings. But then I came to the conclusion that they’re as dumb as hell. I mean - though, bough, through, thought, cough, enough, hiccough - Jesus! Burn it all down and start…

I remember when I caught a personal reason once. Itched like hell for days. Gotta keep a sock on it my man.

The country is full

“The Mystics Lost Elena Delle Donne...”

Hmm, 724 bucks. Looks like the vendor accidentally charged him the parking fee by mistake. The cost for two in-stadium beers should be less than half that amount.

“Flores declined to challenge, and kicked a field from the 15-yard line.”

Oh bravo, Sir. +1 location / lack of tolerance synergy.

*Kurt

Quarterback screwed in Brown asshole shocker. Coach forced to take Siemian out.