The man took the entire replica uniform, which is worth $925

“Body of an 18 year old”

“but he’s exactly where a 2nd-year QB should be”

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

Let’s not forget the reason they traded up for Trubi(n)sky though. If the Bears hadn’t got him at 2 then a team in the same division would have got him at 3.

They’re saying Boo-ears right?

Ok, so you’ve got one bullet. Who ya got?

Sheesh. I got a bitch of a paper cut when I was loading the photocopier the other day but you don’t catch me going on about it on a popular accountancy blogging site. Just sayin’.

The Twins players jumping up onto the bench to keep themselves safe from the squirrel... they’ve been watching too much Monty Python, right?

What, no secret lair inside a dormant volcano?

Two Seamen groping men in a shitter

Are you saying that you beat up your son but got away with it so let’s please all stop talking about it? I think that’s what I know you’re saying.

Nope. This worked for Alaphilippe today. He was making no time on the descent before it was stopped and possibly/probably would have dropped out of the top 3 overall altogether on the final climb. The real losers today were G and Kruijswijk. Bernal went very early and would have needed to be really strong to stay…

The enormous round thing with the “45" label on it seems less orange than usual.

Even if Deadspin finds a video of a Bear windsurfing, this is still going to be my sports highlight of the day. Sportsmen - they’re just like us!

Another loser in this situation is Arsenal, since they, you know, lost.

It’s the stitching on these new baseballs. The cord works in mysterious ways.

Who ungreyed Boris?

I know right. With all of those armed cops around you wouldn’t think that getting arrested would even be in his top three of things to worry about.

Yeah, at that price the 32 owners would each need to get over 9,000 handjobs a year from him before they broke even. Then again, Roger has much better technique and really knows how to work the lube.