Hey now! Well, ok, fair.

+1 thing Roger would never do

Move along now folks, we’re done here. The internet will reopen tomorrow.

Report: Roger Goodell Is A Feckless Stooge

In Soviet Russia you don’t assassinate President...

Storming Area 51 I can take our leave, but this ^^ is a call to arms that I can get behind.

Hey - she may not be beautiful on the outside but I’ve no idea where I’m going with this.

Lightning Volt’s real new logo seems ok though I’m not sure why the V is upside down

But most of his ability to make defenders miss was based on the fact that he was so blurry and hard to focus on. He wouldn’t have managed half the career yards if he was competing against today’s defenses in 4K Ultra High Definition.

as the Customs agents are all being reassigned to the border

+1 for the pun

Arguably your calculator is more broken, but your point still stands - this is pretty fucked up.

“Ahem”

Beat me to it.

“and allegedly threatened therapists who worked with autistic children”

Manx person here, wondering about this new “British Missile” moniker for Cav. Totally in agreement with the “Who’s going to win?” paragraph though.

If she keeps their ball much longer they're going to have beef.

It’s OK, luckily the kids at Camp Donnie have got no access to TV or media of any kind so they won’t know. Phew, everything is fine with the world again.

Whatever you think of the current incumbent, the office of POTUS demands due regard. If a sportsperson were to accept an invitation to attend the White House and then use that platform for some sort of anti-Trump publicity stunt it would be highly disrespectful and would really be stooping to his level. Please please…

The tone of his response makes me think it has something to do with his totally hot girlfriend that you don’t know who lives in Canada.