Step 1: Summon Satan

To be fair though, Speed 2 was shit and The Devil’s Advocate is incredibly enjoyable hokum; and even though he was far from the first choice, he then made The Matrix.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw something on Reddit and came up with the perfect joke, and then when I went to comment saw at least fifteen people thought of the same joke, I’d be a millionaire.

Definitely matchmake with a group, it’s easy to do and yields results... but a tip is to get the Revive-hive and the assault drone as your skills, and then maybe use the demolitionist Specialization. If you got to the desk and “respec” your skill (and you can respec it exactly the same as it was) you get full special…

Yeah, I actually bought Ubisoft stock on the expectation that they will now start making more games using the template set by The Division, but with other settings - that’s what Ubi does best, re-iterating once they’ve found a system that works. And Division 2 certainly works, far better than any MMO I’ve ever played.

I do wish the could have just added a scientist discovering that surviving the Green Poison can affect the frontal lobes or something. Just to explain why so many people went full crazy the second they got the chance.

This sequel has a weird mix of an absolutely bungled main story, and incredibly detailed and enjoyable stories told through the missions and environments. I can still remember details of the main story of the first game, where I actually cared about some of the supporting cast; in this one I couldn’t even remember who…

It took me a really long time to understand this issue, because as a white guy I just don’t get the fuss. But that’s the point: I don’t get it, because I never had to. That’s what “white privilege” is, in large part. It was, of all things, the “South Park”-episode where Randy says the N-word on TV and Stan tries to…

That is genius. Also, I feel like Affleck’s bouts of depression started right around the time he had his falling out with Smith (which to be fair did seem to be Smith’s fault for being a gossipy SOB). It’d be nice if they could make up, and this would be the perfect way for Affleck to exorcise some batdemons!

This... is kinda a non-story. My wife’s doctor literally told her to get me to do this after putting hot compresses on them first. Blocked milk ducts are no joke, and it is not even slightly sexy. It’s something you do to help your wife out of excruciating pain, as the human mouth can apply a lot of suction to just…

I don’t disagree with you that what she did was bad... but I have some sympathy. Basically, a lot of the world’s ills can be laid at the door of the parental instinct. It just... short-circuits standard morality. It is an incredibly hard thing to withstand if offered, whatever your situation, and a lot of people who…

They got as far east as Persia (some say China) and founded Russia as well... and you could connect it with Greece if you set it during the Varangian Guard-era, where Viking mercenaries made up the elite forces of the Byzanthian Empire. Future king of Norway, Harald Hårdråde, made his fortune there after fleeing…

That’s insane. I take the train a similar journey here in Sweden (The fast service between Stockholm to Gothenburg route takes 3 hours 10 minutes, and is about 350miles). It takes about half an hour longer than a flight including transfers, but is so much less hassle that it’s worth it many times over. The kicker is…

Yeah, the Whisperers were probably my favourites in the comics the last couple of years (comic-book Governor was amazeballs). That said, for many, many moons now, villain number one is Rick Grimes, the Amazing Changeable Man. Honestly, and this was the same in the TV series, sometimes it feels more like a show about a…

Just get a soda-streamer, people!

Having been a teen-aged boy, I can tell you unequivocally that he is petrified of popping a boner in front of people. When you’re a teenaged boy, this can happen if a girl walks by too quickly and the wind of her passing hits you. You have literally no control over this, and it is one of the most embarrassing things…

Not to mention that “Confusion” was by New Order, who had been around since the 80s, after rising from the ashes of Joy Division 

Is it just me or are tattoos kind of sad in general now? Less and less I see someone who got inked and think to myself “wow, cool!”. It’s almost always “ugh...”. I think ink may have had its time.

In Sweden there’s a restaurant called “Garlic & Shots” that does a frankly gorgeous Garlic Icecream. Wash it down with a garlic beer!

I’m as liberal as they come, and he’s clearly joking. You’re all walking straight into his trap. I’m disappointed.