Oh come on, I dislike Fox as much as any other Scandinavian pinko liberal, but the guy is obviously joking - it’s ironic hyperbole. Stop playing into the stereotype of humorless over-earnest millennials, it invalidates your arguments about the important stuff.

Varg wasn’t really always a dedicated fascist though - he was a picked-on loser who decided to become the most edgy edgelord who ever edged. Converts are the most fanatical, and most of his actions were more about giving himself enough cred to be the gatekeeper of the scene, rather than Euronymous.

Except he’s destined for greater things...

Vikings doesn’t mind side-stepping history a little bit (and once in a blue moon, a lot, like having Rollo be a brother of Ragnar). But I can’t for the life of me imagine that (SPOILER FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW VIKING OR NORWEGIAN HISTORY) they’d kill off Harald Hårfager (Fairhair) before he’s achieved his goal and…

Wow, that animation would’ve looked ok-ish in a Playstation 2 game in 2005 - it reminded me a lot of Psychonauts in fact, except that Psychonauts was funny.

To be fair though, I fuckin’ loved Spring Breakers.

Anyone who carries and actually uses a speaker on their backpack deserves to get mauled by a mountain lion.

Anyone who carries and actually uses a speaker on their backpack deserves to get mauled by a mountain lion.

I came up with this dish all on my own, when I needed to make something for my wife when she was pregnant. It is truly a marvel.

No, just that there won’t be any more PSPlus games. 

Isn’t this a riff on Chris Rock’s very specific “nigger or nigger”-routine, though?

Us vodka-guzzling Swedes started using kids dehydration medicine for hang-overs in the 90s. It’s not a new thing.

You're an insane person. I like eggnog, even unspiced. Mayonnaise is the sperm of Satan. There is no relation.

Sadly, about 90% of the stories told about the Vikings since the raid on Lindisfarne eventually succumb to the bias of being written by western Anglo writers - somehow it’s all about England (even stories about Rome succumb to this, when in reality the British Isles was an insignificant backwater). It would be so much…

Having Ethan Hawke in your movie is by far the best predictor of it eventually getting an Oscar; if you count the amount of movies he’s been in that one at least one statue, he leads any other actor out there by a mile. Also, think of how many classic movies he’s in that didn’t win any Oscars...

I’m pretty sure this is named after “The Toy Box killer”, David Parker Ray, who kidnapped women and kept them in a specially soundproofed trailer for months, torturing and raping them, before sometimes killing them. He would sometimes also let his victims go, after dosing them with so many drugs they pretty much lost…

Yup. I also read that while he’s a very accomplished jazz pianist, he’s actually something even more important, something that used to be a given back in the day - he’s a genius band leader. He acts as a hype man for the musicians, and I’ve heard that his sets are simply a joy to attend. No idea if that translates to…

But then, irony never was an American strength.

Late to the party, but... The 7th Seal is surprisingly funny. It’s the contrast that makes the film.

Late to the party, but... The 7th Seal is surprisingly funny. It’s the contrast that makes the film.

Yes, The Nordics and the Dutch, well-known assholes.