Now usually I would be up in arms over a golf club being uptight and claiming that Augusta National is enforcing outdated etiquette. But here...naw.

The Sandlot for me is like A Christmas Story for summertime. I can get over the middle-school sexism the same way I can get over the fact that the one thing Ralphie wants in this world over anything else is A GUN.

Late 90s Saturn SL2. That color too.

I am 1000000000000000000000% for all of this.

*DUH-DUNNNNN* Hamada, out-oh!

Well, is your name Rey? Are you from a desert planet full of trash? Can you lift rocks? Did you watch a short old man drink green milk from a whale giraffe?

Seconded. I remember my boss at my first job out of college giving me jerky randomly one day in November. Ten minutes later while I was still working on it and he comes up and asks me if I’ve ever eaten venison. I looked at him and said “I have a feeling I just did” and took another bite. Eaten plenty since.

I’m the first to defend Oklahoma City, having seen what it’s become in the past decade plus. But dude, New York is totally the epitome of civilization. At least western civilization.

It only says something about you. Stillwater’s only road into town smells like pig shit due to a farm outside the city limits. And the town doesn’t look much better. Oklahoma City isn’t the epitome of civilization, but it’s five hundred steps above Stillwater.

Blowing my cover here, but I was a multi-day Jeopardy champion last season, though nowhere near as good as this guy. Everything he says about the Jeopardy strategy is dead on. I was by no means the smartest person on my tape days, and I bet he feels the same way. After all, he’s amongst PhDs and engineers, and he’s a…

That has to be a career, right? I was shocked he was still playing.

You’re exactly right, and now we’ll forever know Matt Barnes as an NBA champion, and absolutely nothing else.

You become the Knicks.

Oklahoma City was 3rd in ratings last year, behind Golden State and Cleveland:

Nope, that’s probably Matt Pinto, voice of the Thunder radio broadcasts.

It’s good, not great. But it’s only going to get better with each episode. I do feel like Matt LeBlanc’s time is limited on there. Not because he’s bad (he isn’t) but because he might go on to other things.

I think he’s more concerned with the families of these student-athletes, considering what their background usually is. Still, it’s REAL refreshing to hear that he’s an ardent supporter of these things.

“BIG LANYARD”

That’s it. That’s the phrase I’ve been looking for to describe mediocre walled-off hobnobbers who think they’re more important than they actually are. Only people like that would wear something around their neck that makes them look like a toddler on their first day of school.

Maybe that’s why I when I…

Oh my god that’s terrifying

Somewhere a jealous Landon Donovan is seething, knowing that he’s going to be eclipsed by this kid by the time he’s 22