Trent Dilfer has as many rings as Steve Young, but I’d never confuse the two.

The more I hear of Uber, the more I think “Enron.” All they’re missing is the cooked books.

I’ve been lucky enough to see two DeLoreans in the wild. It is so strange seeing them drive down the road, especially since I had no idea that they were really, really low to the ground.

Rob Manfred is like that one pope that made mass be spoken in the local language instead of Latin and people who don’t like it are like the Opus Dei of baseball. I’m okay with this.

Ok, so he was wrong. But it drops to below one tenth of the threshold if it happens for one game? That’s still absurdly great on his part.

Kevin Durant agent account spotted

Local news guy last night noted that he could go 0-0-0 for the night and STILL average a triple-double.

LBJ was also 6ft 4

Makes sense considering his sexual exploits...

I appeared on Jeopardy too. I can confirm: One autograph per day.

Solid contender? Yes, but still no comparison to this scenario. The season before the big 3 joined, the Heat didn’t even win 50 games and got a gentleman’s sweep out of the first round in the playoffs. And the first game they lost by 8 points to a still-good Boston Celtics.

On the other hand, last year’s team went…

Seconded. I almost always go 85 when I’m on a long distance road trip and I have a stupid little 2010 Civic.

Fuck Showalter Bucked up

n/t

For all three: Which part of the US are their favorites, and which parts would they like to visit

You don’t have to. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Lexus, Acura etc.

And they’re already further along in their education than you.

What NFL game ISN’T a salute to the military at this point? Even the breast cancer gear has camo on it.

It's totally a thing that happens

Off topic: Those stripes on the yellow practice shorts are sharp and would look good on the actual uniform.