You could just post Bill Burr’s epic rant and be done, even with the part where he says the Eagles will never win a Super Bowl.

Because it can be.

Uh, no it didn’t. NASA has never come close to that. Ever. The highest share of the federal budget NASA ever had was in 1966 and it was still under 5%. The entire Apollo Program cost $153 billion in today’s dollars. Not per year. All of it.

Good, because if they didn’t, I was gonna find whoever cancelled the show and give them a good spankin’

Steel Magnolias duh

Superman would look better in crocs and no cape

We’re arguing semantics, but I call it sublime because one of his strategies involved studying the children’s non-fiction section. Those books are full of the same facts as any adult book, but they’re stripped down to their most fundamental essence, a lot like clues on Jeopardy. It was ingenious.

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Came here to say this. It’s a shame that Brad Rutter went on Jeopardy when there was a 5-day cap. He could’ve been on for 100 episodes if he wanted.

When I saw that it was the same director as Blue is the Warmest Color, I was not that shocked. I’m one of the few people who did not like that movie. I thought it was slow, meddling, exploitative, and full of itself.

Well there’s stingang rain, big ol’ FAT rain, rain that flies in sideways, and sometimes rain that seems to come straight up from underneath!

I was a staunch Bernie Sanders supporter in ‘16. To this day, there’s plenty I don’t like about Hillary Clinton as a politician, as a leader, and frankly, as a person.

On the bright side, Phil Mickleson is allegedly the exact opposite with his money. 

Not just a 10% cut either. If you win a tournament, it’s expected that a caddie gets a bigger cut of the earnings.

Political relations with OPEC countries diminishing, banning fracking any environmental legislation relating to production, recession not affecting all countries worldwide... it’s still very, very possible.

They’re claiming a 50-year, well-earned reputation is wrong and doing it in a condescending way. It’s like this ad should wear a fedora and hold up a giant neon sign saying “well ACTUALLY...”

You think he got good feedback?

I’ll go even further than that: This might be the best they’ve been since Harden left.

Clearly we have Westbrook to thank for his first.

If you grew up in Oklahoma, you’re a Thunder fan. Even if you left before they moved from Seattle. I don’t know what it is about this state. The same people who couldn’t wait to leave it will never let you forget that they’re from there.