i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.

What shitty browsers are you people using that necessitates these comments on every post? I don't get many ads, no autoplay, and certainly nothing crashing the site.

I’ve discovered a #WellActually post in the wild, y’all!

Thank God they got Osuna!

Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

Is Blizzard completely unaware of the Streisand Effect or something, or do they just enjoy digging their grave?

I thought for sure with the bases loaded in the top of the 8th the Nats were screwed.

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

It’s almost like they haven’t learned any lessons about over-valuing brand identity.

Good ole Harley, missing the mark by overpricing and under delivering.

Possibly the only nice thing you can say Snyder is that he clearly isn’t bothered by black quarterbacks (Campbell as well)

Haskins, RG3, McNabb...wonder what the connection is?

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.